Sandra's dream. http://www.dreaminterpretationhelp.com/recurring_dream_i_have_a_penis-t257.0.html struck a chord. It brough back dreams I had in my teens before I got hitched.
I have always fancied the girly girl look and most girls wearing long flowy skirts and dresses would be sure to turn my head. The look that always got me was when girls used to wear petticoats that showed frilly lace below the hem of the skirt.  Don't get me wrong, I like these on girls and not on hairy men like me in case my adolescent dream suggests otherwise.
I used to get occasional dreams that were everyday situations. The ones where I was at school were most scary. After some mundain everyday activity, someone would come up to me sniggering asking me why I was wearing a skirt. At this point in the dream, I would see myself waering my normal clothes top half but a long flowery skirt (it was an old one of my mums) with a frilly petticoat showing (just imagined, don't know if mum owned one!). It looked particularly stupid with my school blazer, shirt and tie. As a dreamer, it always gave me an "oh my god" moment but in the dream, I always seemed to explain it away to do with clothes in the wash. I know that part of this was due to having few clothes and my mum was poor and I always got the out of style reduced bargains. Sometimes I would run out of clothes but I'd always wear dirty ones or borrow from my brother, in real life I never had to resort to a skirt!!!
Curiously, like Sandra in her dream, I would never have underwear on when I was "caught" in the skirt which just made the embarrassment worse. The rest of the dream would continue doing the mundain stuff with me dressed like this until the end of the dream. I don't ever remember getting aroused by it but  when I woke up with an erection (like most boys I suppose), I would have had an erection in the dream and have been holding it down so the skirt didn't "tent out" like Sandra's!!
I am sure this was just a result of the sniggers and teasing I got from wearing unfasionable clothes from other kids when I was younger - it never bothered me more than that. I still get the odd dream like it - just to remind me. I buy decent stuff now so its not a problem.

Anyone else had dreams like Sandra's or mine?