Bad Dream 1: My husband and I were somewhere that resembled a campsite. I was in a tank top and "daisy dukes" - went inside and made it pretty obvious I wanted to be intimate with my husband. He looked all excited, and said, "hold on, I'll be right back." He came back with some other guy costumed as a blue alien. I was confused. I don't like to have an audience when I'm intimate with my husband! But my husband insisted that the blue alien guy get to fondle me and whatnot. I don't know why I was powerless to stop it in the dream, but this was NOT what I wanted. Then it's like blacked out in the dream, and regained consciousness. It was just me and my husband, and I dried up blue goop all over me (alien ejaculate?)
So I asked him, "Do you have some fetish or fantasy about me getting raped by aliens?"
He hemmed and hawed for a minute and I said, "Either you do or you don't! Which is it?"
He looked really embarrassed and said, "yes." So I told him I hated that and never wanted it to happen againg. He apologized and said, "Let's get you cleaned up."

Bad Dream 2: It was my first day on the job at some mall or museum, I couldn't tell. The guy who was the boss was showing me how to set up the displays, and he and I ended up in bed. (I don't know how that happened) Before we actually had sex, my husband showed up and I told the guy "See? I'm married! My husband's right there!" I got out of the bed, but my husband said, "It's okay, sweetie. It's part of the job, I understand." Once again, I did not want to have sex with this creepy boss, but my husband was right there. When the boss was done with me, my husband held me and told me how much he loved me. I felt dirty and depressed.

All I can say is WTF?


Real life context: Husband is stressed about his job, my business is going slow, and we recently had a miscarriage. I still don't see what ANY of that has to do with him pimping me out to blue aliens and crooked bosses!